Videos

Embarrassing Olympic Swimming Moment

I propose we give these guys citizenship of Uhmerica. It FEELS like this should have been a theme in the movie: epically bad sports performances.

 

These are just funny. But a lot of them look like better athletes:

Pizza and Pizza.

Pardon the language, which is bad, but just WOW.

She can’t understand why he doesn’t know that a pizza cut into 12 slices is too much.

She can only eat a pizza cut into 8 slices.

Just watch it, trust me.

It reminded me of this funny video:

Houston Road Rage

Well, at least there was no gunplay? As a Houston resident, I induce rage by doing things like using my blinker and letting people merge and stuff vs. cutting them off.

It enrages the other drivers around me when I’m courteous.

Cletus smashes another car on purpose in this one.

 

Car Jumps Roundabout Traffic Circle

Just’a good ol’ boys
Never meanin’ no harm.
Beats all you never saw
Been in trouble with the law
Since the day they was born

 

Al-Gebra Terrorist Group Plot Foiled: Math on Airplane

Aaaand, so what if he WAS writing in Arabic? #Nerd: it bothered him that there was inefficient data collection going on. 🙂

Counterfeit $2 Bill

First, who counterfeits a $2 bill? Seems like a lot of work for $2. Second, who would investigate a $2 ‘fraud’? Your dumb dollars at work.